Vance Reveals Secret About The Marine

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Vance: I probably learned about 100 jokes about United States Marines. And every single one of them would mean the end of my political career if I told it up here today. I sent a few of them last night to my communication staff and said, can I tell this one? They said, please,… pic.twitter.com/ZpjVwqsjCi

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In this lighthearted video, Vice President J.D. Vance jokes about the limits of political humor, admitting he’s heard “about 100 jokes” about the U.S. Marines—but that telling any of them would instantly end his career. With a grin, Vance recalls texting a few of the jokes to his communications team the night before, only to be met with an urgent plea: “Please, no, sir—do not tell that one.” The moment captures Vance’s down-to-earth personality and self-aware sense of humor while keeping things respectful toward America’s military heroes.